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Miaubol
27th Jun 2017, 11:06 PM

Yum

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Amalockh1
28th Jun 2017, 12:46 AM

Things went dark (well, even darker than before) faster than expected...

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Miaubol
28th Jun 2017, 6:16 PM

That's how it works, it can strike anytime .. D:

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AugustaCaesar
28th Jun 2017, 12:51 AM

Could I have the x-rated, unedited, super-bloody version, please? ;)
The fear and tension, otherwise, is lovingly evoked.

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Miaubol
28th Jun 2017, 6:17 PM

"Goodies" like that must be shared just sparingly ;)

but well, that guy is most probably not the last one to get eaten, so maybe we'll have more "luck" next time ..? o.O

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ChilPhil
28th Jun 2017, 1:39 AM

Yikes, I was thinking help was going to arrive. Poor guys.

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Miaubol
28th Jun 2017, 6:18 PM

I fear, yes, Knut was way too optimistic. But at least it shows one good thing - that hope never dies. ..?

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Greenwood Goat
28th Jun 2017, 2:38 AM

Kobolt: *chomp* *crunch* *swallow* Oh, and I think I'd better clarify, since you seem pretty slow, not to mention freaked out: "freedom" means I let you out of here so you can go home - but I'm still your leader, owner and god. Got it???

And I did think of a scenario where Knut poses the rhetorical question...

Knut: What the hell ARE you?!?!!????

Assembled Groolars: *facepalm*

Kobolt: *looming, bristling pause* ...Are you familiar with the work of Friedrich Nietzsche, particularly his concept of the Übermensch?

Knut: *wide-eyed headshake*

Kobolt: Well, let me start by quoting the relevant passages from Thus Spoke Zarathustra...

Five hours later...

Kobolt: ...but, of course, as you have seen, I have not only transcended philosophical and moral bounds, creating my own values and binding everyone to them, I have also exceeded the usual limits of the physical body. However, we are not really moving away from the subject of philosophy, because my mastery of the physical is largely down to mind over matter. For instance, the accelerated healing, as I demonstrated earlier...

Ferros: (whisper to Knut) You had to ask, didn't you? When this is over, I'm gonna-

Kobolt: Am I boring you two??? Knut - sit up and pay attention. Ferros - go and sit over there. You two - stop arguing about who owes who a beer. Now, as I was saying...

>:=)>

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Miaubol
28th Jun 2017, 6:21 PM

Yes, freedom may be lacking everywhere on Kordinar right now. But I fear, for Knut it will be even worse than "just" the general lack.


"Five hours*
Not even Kobolt is *that* evil! ;D
But ooooooookay-

Groolar guy:
"Great Leader, can't we just skip fast forward to the essentials- "

Groolars in unison:
"... 'Our existence, our life, everything, the very everything of everything, had no meaning. Had. Now Kobolt is here!'"

Kobolt: "Now we certainly *could* keep it to those lines. But it's much more satisfying and fulfilling to add detail, including comparisons to what others have been thinking about this through the ages - even though none of them are as great as I am of course- "

Groolars: "We're tired! We're thirsty! We're hungry!"

Kobolt: "Sigh. All right-"
*points at the gory heap of bones, flesh & blood on the floor-
"There, go help yourselves, all of you can have some of Finn."

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Greenwood Goat
3rd Jul 2017, 2:21 AM

That's often the way. Many of the door-stopping magnum opuses written by philosophers could actually be summarised in a few pages, or even a few paragraphs or bullet points. But the authors insist on expounding at length, addressing cases, and citing the words of others (from philosophers in classical times to drunken colleagues shortly before publication) so that they can be acknowledged or rebutted.

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Miaubol
3rd Jul 2017, 8:55 PM

I've heard one major reason is most perfect precision, each and every term used must be exactly defined, with examples and counter-examples, leaving no room for any other otherwise possible interpretation, and voilà, several volumes of text!

Citing- Oh yes, that just has to be, the classics, the drunken, and better not forget Kobolt either, otherwise, I fear, it's neither "acknowledged" nor "rebutted", but rather "end up like this guy here" D:

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Seabiscuit
28th Jun 2017, 2:49 AM

Well, seems she knew the plan...:(

Damn, now I'm hungry.;)

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Miaubol
28th Jun 2017, 6:24 PM

I fear she heard every word of what he said D:

Steak? Rare, of course? Or Tartare?
Or how about Carpaccio?

Bon Appétit!

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DizzasterJuice
28th Jun 2017, 4:32 PM

Finn is definitely Finn-ished now. Knut, hang in there. You can do this.

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Miaubol
28th Jun 2017, 6:24 PM

Finn-ished off, most de-finn-ately...

Yeah, hopefully Knut is not giving up that easily.

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jackbauer
29th Jun 2017, 5:29 AM

Wow, you can't even see it and you know it's brutal!

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Miaubol
29th Jun 2017, 1:24 PM

Sometimes less is more, when it all happens in your head ;)

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demontales
1st Jul 2017, 12:59 AM

That guy's probably gonna have nightmares for a while

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Miaubol
1st Jul 2017, 12:44 PM

Oh yes, definitely, this was pretty traumatizing D:

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ProfEtheric
3rd Jul 2017, 7:15 PM

Wow... I half suspected that the penalty was hyperbole. I guess not...

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Miaubol
3rd Jul 2017, 8:58 PM

Yes, I fear it was quite literally, those teeth are there for a reason o.O

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Sovember
4th Aug 2017, 6:50 PM

Kobalt just ets more and more threatening, love it! poor dude hope he can survive this gladiator deal till help comes (if it does o_o)

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Miaubol
5th Aug 2017, 12:46 PM

or, he wins the next fight and gets his promised freedom? ;)
hmmm err maybe better not rely on that...

..but at the other hand, yeah, can he really rely on help coming? "if it does o_o" indeed, with a huge emphasis on "if" :-/

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AmeliaP
16th Oct 2017, 3:13 AM

Duuuuude, she's pure evil

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Miaubol
16th Oct 2017, 2:28 PM

yes, playing with the food is not nice!

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