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Miaubol
22nd Aug 2017, 11:22 PM

So many happy people :D


edit (08.22):
changed the wording in the last panel, figured that "stalk" doesn't work the way I wanted to, so I replaced it by "watch", which doesn't have the same nice ring to it, but without the odd side-effects. (note to self: don't do last-minute text changes of the creative type, especially not when tired o.O )

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Greenwood Goat
23rd Aug 2017, 2:17 AM

"A fair bunch of Kordinar commpads, guardpads as well as govpads are imported from Groolar, manufactured by the company A.I. (Anvil Industries) ...because of the excellent quality..."

...and the exceptionally low prices, due to cheap labour?

Kobolt: And now I am pleased to present this Employee of the Month Award to Lev Szalzssmann, along with all the privileges that go with it. For the next month he may not be assaulted, beaten or punished without reason - even I will refrain from doing this. In addition, he will be paid all his wages, including mandatory overtime, discretionary overtime, and off-the-books not-really just-shut-up-and-do-it-or-else overtime. Congratulations, Lev, enjoy it while it lasts. As for the rest of you, *cracks whip* work harder!! Now, where is the Head of Backdoor Programming? If the new BIOS rootkit isn't ready yet, I'm going to make him Snack of the Month!

>:=)>

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Miaubol
23rd Aug 2017, 8:37 PM

Lol those poor poor slaves employees.

There are two branches, the one for high-quality products and the one for low average-quality products. In the former one you get treated pretty well, after all the engineers work better when not distressed. In the latter one production goes considerably faster however ..but you really really don't want to work there ;)

As a costumer you're f**ked either way, buy a high-quality commpad and you'll be spied guaranteed, buy a low-quality one and it will probably break pretty soon ...but with some luck the spying part may malfunction (before the very rest), and that's at least one good thing o.O

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Seabiscuit
23rd Aug 2017, 2:45 AM

Awwww! I can't wait for them to finally be reunited!!

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Miaubol
23rd Aug 2017, 8:37 PM

*If* the plan works, it will happen pretty soon...

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Sovember
23rd Aug 2017, 3:12 AM

Wooh! Prez is good an fine, that's great to hear, hopefully he's still doing fine after the recording, never know with Kobalt!

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Miaubol
23rd Aug 2017, 8:38 PM

Yes, that's the problem.. even when he did all what he could to remain undetected, is it good enough? :-/

But at least he's all alive and kicking :))

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ChilPhil
23rd Aug 2017, 3:51 AM

Yeah, everyone needs to be cautious and plan things out to avoid Kobalt.

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Miaubol
23rd Aug 2017, 8:39 PM

They'd better go by the 'just in case Kobolt sees everything we post on the commnet"-plan......

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AugustaCaesar
23rd Aug 2017, 7:22 AM

Damn, Alph - you still can never stick to just 1 emotion. Your people have such thick necks and I draw such tiny ones. Which has nothing to do with anything? But, just something I noticed. Oh no - now I am getting Alph-distracted! XD

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Miaubol
23rd Aug 2017, 8:42 PM

Just too many intense things going on at once.. But yay, at least there's happiness there :))

The manly men! I hope I didn't overdo those necks though ;D

"Alph-distracted".. xD

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dougwarner59
25th Aug 2017, 1:17 AM

Hopefully his plan will prevent Kobolt from doing anyone nefarious stalking, the worst crime imaginable on this planet!...I'm just kidding but this planet does seem to be very low-key compared to the other neighboring planets.

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Miaubol
25th Aug 2017, 2:59 PM

xD
Not only does she eat people, now she *stalks* them too!
...hmmmmmm.. yeah... I should probably fix that wording o.O

Indeed! After all Kobolt more or less just walked in and took over ;)
There are specific reasons for this, more about that later.

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jackbauer
25th Aug 2017, 2:03 AM

Reminded me of the A-Team! :)

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Miaubol
25th Aug 2017, 3:01 PM

Yay! Plan!! With upper-case P!

That just can't fail, right?

.. r-right... ..?

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