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view Miaubol's profile

8th Aug 2017, 11:11 PM

Today is International Cat Day!
Meow meow meow meow meow!

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8th Aug 2017, 11:24 PM

i need a chill area, that looks ridiculously comfy! woah looks like Kobalt has some big brother type stuff going on with those compads! as if she wasnt scary enough

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view Miaubol's profile

9th Aug 2017, 10:55 PM

Oh yes, chill areas are really cool. Why keep it to the sofa or the bed when you can have an entire room o'pillows! :D

Scary Sister is watching you...

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view Sovember's profile

8th Aug 2017, 11:39 PM

I agree, I'm gonna install my own chill area in my home, or request one be installed at work xP. Funny how even "Ninja mode" is actually part of the surveillance service lolol. "Everything you've been doing in the past" WELP!

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view Miaubol's profile

9th Aug 2017, 10:57 PM

I always wanted a room full with those Ikea plastic balls...

Yes, the most effective way to work around encryption ;D
All what it takes to keep Kordinar safe- No matter what we do, the Secret Security Surveillance Service is always one step ahead of us o.O

WELP indeed.. D:

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view AugustaCaesar's profile

8th Aug 2017, 11:54 PM

Oh my God - their faces at the end!!! XD I know not whose is funnier! ;)

Wow, the chill area looks like marshmallows and LSD combined, which happen to be my 2 favorite things. >snerk<

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view Miaubol's profile

9th Aug 2017, 10:58 PM

'Telling the bad news' face vs 'Receiving the bad news' face - Who'll win? ;D

...just too bad it turned into a horror trip too soon o.O

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Greenwood Goat
9th Aug 2017, 2:37 AM

Happy cat day! I've wondered about your thumbnail portrait... Mog-Sofluff? Snug-Niggpurrath? Catthuga? Catpurrthoth? Miao-go, the fuzzy from Yuggoth? Niaopurrcathotep, the Purring Chaos? >:=)>

Now, what other online activities might be about to bite Alph on the backside?

Alph: Y-you mean my favourite special... interest...

Boron: Porn sites?

Alph: :-( ... *nod* My fanfics? My ponysona? All my fanarts, including the ones I tried to delete? My reaction video to Deathmask IV where I, er... came down with that sweating and puking illness? My sarcastic reaction video to that stupid kids movie where I got something really nasty in my eyes around the time we were supposed to think that Hoppel Poppel had drowned? My cloud-stored savegames?? My hi-score on Ultimate Nyan Cat Ultimate? :-S ... X-S

Boron: Yes... well it's not like you can get the worms back into the can. We'll just have to live with it.


Kobolt: Alph Colla Borsoi Weller has fallen, and it will only be a matter of time before the rest of them follow. This Ultimate Nyan Cat Ultimate is no challenge at all. The top score is as good as mine. All Kordinar's gamers will bow down before me. And how is my ponysona coming along?

MLP fan artist: I-I have made all the modifications to Princess Predatoria, Great Leader, if-

Kobolt: *mindread* Hmmm... it needs to be... scarier. ... Just make it about 20% scarier.

MLP fan artist: D-X


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view Miaubol's profile

9th Aug 2017, 11:05 PM

xD .. xD .. xDD ... xDDD !

I like 'Catpurrthoth'! 'Azacat' among friends.

..and then there's Nyancathotep the Clawing Chaos, indeed a cruel one! I mean, when people stare at the screen with Nyancathotep's avatar dancing around, thinking that is the one and only fulfilling thing to do.. We're doomed.

Yeah, Alph's online "career" and Ultimate Nyan Cat Ultimate. Quite obviously, Nyancathotep is involved. This can't be good.

There, finally, we got the explanation for the Orcus on his throne syndrome: Big Bad is pre-occupied with setting a new Nyan Cat Ultimate highscore.

...so maybe there *is* a chance to save the world after all o.O

That ponysona business turned out way more challenging than originally anticipated-

- Nope!
- Hmmmm better... but nope.
- Hmmmmm alright now we're slowly getting somewhere...
- ....... What the..? Chibi??! You're dead fired!

*Ponysona project canceled.

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Greenwood Goat
12th Aug 2017, 12:22 PM

"Clawing Chaos" - even better! Come to that, it could be both! And let's not forget what else Kobolt might find on the Net...

Ferros: G'wan, Knoot, stroke it! *evil grin*

Knut: *gingerly strokes Niaopurrcathotep*

Niaopurrcathotep: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *flexes and convolutes in mindbending ways, rubbing all of itself against Knut's hand*

Ferros: *?!* *reaches out to Niaopurrcathotep*

Niaopurrcathotep: *hellish shriek* *attacks Ferros's metal arm in storm of claws* *starts spreading up his arm*

Ferros: Shit!!! *tries unsuccessfully to shake Niaopurrcathotep off* Fu- *gropes at shoulder* Where's that fucking quick release?!!! *succeeds in detatching arm in nick of time* *Phew!!*

Niaopurrcathotep: *secretes foul ichors on arm, begins dissolving it*

Ferros: *stares at Niaopurrcathotep and arm* FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! *glowers at unhurt Knut*

Isty: *swans in* Hi, Knut! Hey, little kitty! *strokes and kisses Niaopurrcathotep* Ferros! High five! ... Ah...!

Ferros: *glowers*

Kobolt: *strides in* Haven't you fed that prisoner to Niaopurrcathotep yet?

Ferros: It's... being picky about its food, Great Leader.

Kobolt: *tch* Fine. Knut, you will take care of Niaopurrcathotep until it decides to eat you. And it may as well finish this - *holds out her mangled right forearm and hand clutching corroded remains of sword* - I can't regenerate where it injured me for some reason. *draws new sword left-handed, cuts off right arm at elbow* Need to start afresh. *boots severed arm to Niaopurrcathotep* Anyway, Ferros, I've been reading some of this "slash fiction" that's been written about me here. The cutes seem to think I have a lurid private life, and a boudoir decorated with bouquets and festoons of barbed wire...

Ferros: We can start rounding them up, Great-

Kobolt: ...and maybe I should. And tie Weller and Jansson and Hopek to my bed when I capture them. In fact, I think we should read ALL the slash fiction, just in case it has any more useful ideas.

Ferros: D-: NO!!! ...I mean- *sob* *casts about him desperately* *dives into Niaopurrcathotep with despairing wail*

Niaopurrcathotep: *absorbs Ferros whole* *crawls onto Knut's lap* *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Kobolt: *long pause* Alright, you two can read the slash fiction for me. And look after Niaopurrcathotep. *stomps off* (mutter) So hard to get the help these days...

Isty: (calls after her) YES, Great Leader! *sits down next to Knut, strokes Niaopurrcathotep* Isn't this brilliant?! *gets out commpad* Well, let's get started on these slash fics. Oh look! Great Leader has had a ponysona designed! Princess Predatoria is so gnarly! And isn't that Reed Colla Borsoi Weller's old ponysona, Rational Curve? And "Party Hard" here, with the Mega Tank Red cutie mark, he must be Alph's! And look what Princess Predatoria is doing to them...

>:=)> And let's not forget the creator of the mythos that I have been raiding here: HP Lovecats Lovecraft, who may well have been something of a cat fan, having created the Cats of Ulthar, which appeared in two of his stories (and were actually friendly and non-horrible).

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view Miaubol's profile

14th Aug 2017, 6:20 PM


I guess.. the ways of Niaopurrcathotep are just too unfathomable for anyone to ever comprehend o.O
And maybe there *is* hope for Kordinar after all, Niaopurrcathotep saves the day... Maybe... Who knows......

Oh no indeed! Not slash fiction.! Then better get killed by Niaopurrcathotep. Wise Ferros is wise ;D

Yay for Mr. Daradamtadamtadamtadaaaaaradatatatatatatat-wonderfully-wonderfully-wonderfully-wonderfully-pretty High-Purrness Lovecats!

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view ChilPhil's profile

9th Aug 2017, 7:46 PM

Chillin' like a villain.
He's so busted. She's going to find out all about Alph.

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view Miaubol's profile

9th Aug 2017, 11:08 PM

Yes, he may have totally f**ked up now.

Like, for instance, he did put his "talk about the planets" on his commpad. including that part about the Groolar government..

He's toast!

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view Seabiscuit's profile

10th Aug 2017, 2:39 AM

So many pillows!! Looks more cozy than my own damn bed.

...Oh dear. Those last two panels. ... Reeeally not great news D:

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view Miaubol's profile

10th Aug 2017, 5:17 PM

Can't be enough pillows on Kordinar, no exceptions, not even the military.. ;D

Finding Walderon terrorists is serious business (almost as serious as the pillows)! Must be done at any cost, no exceptions, not even the President's son o.O

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view dougwarner59's profile

10th Aug 2017, 7:01 PM

look's like someone screwed up...maybe getting more pillows will solve the problem.

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view Miaubol's profile

11th Aug 2017, 9:32 AM

Screwed up indeed D:

Well, should everything fail, there's still comfort and peace to be found in those pillows o.O

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view jackbauer's profile

11th Aug 2017, 5:38 AM

Looks comfortable!!

Wow, it's like "1984."

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view Miaubol's profile

11th Aug 2017, 9:32 AM

Kordinar culture highly values comfortableness stuff :D

Oh yes 1984ish. Only that the people here were rather pretty clueness about it, or even willingly accepting it, after all the Secret Security Surveillance Service are our friends, they just want to protect us..

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view Amalockh1's profile

22nd Aug 2017, 11:36 PM

I would spent entire days in the Chill Area...

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view Miaubol's profile

23rd Aug 2017, 8:35 PM

Oh yes :D

..just don't forget to drink or eat ;)

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view demontales's profile

3rd Dec 2017, 4:34 PM

Everybody should have access to a chill area

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view Miaubol's profile

3rd Dec 2017, 6:56 PM

Most definitely! It's a basic need :D

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